Patootie, or Mr. Toodles, as we call him, or sometimes Toot, for short, is the most boneless and slinky cat there ever was. He is all hair and copious amounts of what can only be considered blubber and we love every ounce of him. He’s been with us since he was just a tiny baby Tootles. I saw a random fb post asking if anyone was interested in taking a kitten and the rest was history, only after fibbing to my boyfriend, of course, that I was going to good ole McDonald’s and came back with a tiny, furry, beautiful little sweetie.. and a sweet tea. We weren’t sure what tiny Toot would look like growing up, just that he had some lovely markings and extra hair in between hims itty pe-paws and at the tips of his ears. He just kept getting bigger and bigger and more fluffy and plump until he eventually topped out at 19lbs of pure love. Mr. Tooties comes when he’s called and is so friendly to even the newest of faces he meets. He most definitely prefers a beard to a clean shave and he knows no boundaries when it comes to kitchen countertops.